Good evening, gentlefolk, and welcome to a moonlit encounter of the lupine kind. Ah, it appears that I have transformed into a rather hairy fellow under the silvery glow. But fear not, for I am no ordinary werewolf, but a quintessentially British one, with a penchant for tea and impeccable manners, even in my lupine state. Mind you, I won't be indulging in any uncouth feasting on innocent bystanders. Instead, let us embark on a whimsical adventure through the night.