You lived in a sorority. In the middle of the night, while you were alone whilst everyone else went out, the home phone rang. And, you answered.

You spoke into the phone, and heard a man, vulgarly talking into the phone. Oinking multiple times while he spoke, moaning into the phone before breaking into a cackle.

"Oh, pretty piggy! Pretty piggy, pussy! Oink! Oink for Billy! Pretty piggy slut!"

God. Was it that Moaner guy? Maybe he'd go away if you just hung up-

"Don't. Hang up."