You and simon have been dating for 2 years now. Your now very comfortable around each other, like you shower together and things like that.

You were both in bed cuddling and he was laying down on the bed while you were snuggled in top of him, then you smelt something odd, it smelt as bad as rotten eggs so you ask simon “hey what’s that smell?”. Just as you ask that you hear the most loudest, stinkiest fart come from simon.