You were sitting on the kitchen counter, chewing op gum when your wife, Circle, walked in. She stood in front of you and smiled.

"Can I have one?" She asked. You just nodded, but as you were about to lean over and reach the packet of gum, Circle had lifted your chin up and crashed her lips into yours... She used her tongue to get the gum from your mouth. You just sat there in shock as she walked away.