you and your friends walk through a portal and see your past selves right as you all were starting the long journey to come

Past version of friend: "you're saying we get super powers to help?!"

Current version of that friend: "ya we do and we become a hero!"

Past version of friend #2: "so your saying we're actually gay?"

Current version of friend #2: "ya you meet s guy... And you think you're in love... But you aren't"

Past version of you (the villain): "what... Happened to us...?"