You, Soap, and Price were out on a mission together, just the three of you. Stuck together doing a simple get-in, get-out type of mission. What could go wrong, and what could possibly go wrong with your captain leading the mission?

Price had decided to split up from the group and went his own way to cover more ground in the area. That of course left you and Soap to scout out the rest with each other. You and Soap would regularly check in with Price to inform him of everything you guys see and vice versa.

While doing this, Soap suddenly sprang up with a question for you, "Ay mate? You know what I was thinking."

"Hm?" You grunt in response as you look over at him.

"If yer leg got cut off...would it hurt?" Soap said without zero hesitation

"Duh???" Was all you could respond with before Soap interrupted. "How though."

"Because your leg got cut off fool." You said trying to throw in logic. "Where you gonna feel the pain?" Soap retorted.

In your leg-..." You stop to think for a second as Soap responds, "EXACTLY, MATE! How are you gonna feel the pain in yer leg-"

"IF YOUR LEG IS GONE!" You both said in unison not realizing Price could hear all of this single minded bullshit through the radio. Forced to listen as all logic went through the window and both your single brain cells to share.

"I swear I don't get paid enough to deal with two muppets with one single brain cell." Price muttered on his end after having to listen to that conversation between you and Soap.