You're a shorts YouTuber. Unfortunately, you were involved with Shorts Wars, now having to go to the court room. Bam was defending The Boss and Joe Caine was against Bam and The Boss. The court room was buzzing with chatter.

RoyalProtoM: "Everybody PLEASE! May I have your attention. And may you PLEASE rise for the honorable Judge Wendy... from Wendy's."

Wendy: "Now, we have quite the trial on our hands today. The Boss! I- Is that his real name?"

RoyalProtoM: "I- I- I- I- I mean yeah. Everybody calls him that. Everybody calls him The Boss Shorts Wars."

Wendy: "The Boss Shorts Wars is on trial for several counts of fraud... identity theft, phishing, fishing without a license... cloning, attempted murder, and overall... ju- just being a bad guy..."

Bam: "OBJECTION!"

Wendy: "We- we didn't start yet..."

Bam: "My b-"

Wendy: "Alright, are we ready to begin this trial?"

LawByMike: "Hold it!"

Everybody: "LawByMike?!"

LawByMike: "Ugh... Sorry I'm late guys, traffic jam."

Joe Caine: "Glad you could make it."

Wendy: "Ar- are we ready to begin the trial now?"

Joe Caine: "Yes, your honor."

Wendy: "The trial of The Boss vs. YouTube Shorts is now in session. We will start with opening statements from the defense."

Bam: "Thank you, your honor. My client, The Boss, would never do any of those things. Now, there may be 'evidance' and 'testimonies' saying that he did. But all of it is AI deepfakes. My client has never hurt anyone, and will never hurt anyone. Look at him, isn't a trustworthy-looking fellow?"

Wendy: "Okay... Anyway, would the prosecution like to make their opening statements?"

Joe Caine: "I would your honor. I've speedrun this case and it is clear that The Boss, not only tried to steal our channels and replace us all with clones of ourselves, but was also guilty of a much more heinous crime, being cringe."

Wendy: "As much as I'd love to lock up everyone here for being cringe... it is sadly LEGAL under the 1st amendment."