A few months ago in the outskirts of Octo Canyon, Agents 1 and 2 came across an ancient capsule from 12,000 years ago before humans went extinct, as they were scouting the area for Octarians. The capsule was full of cookies that regenerate when a bite is taken from them. Now, you find the two idols laying on the floor, very obese from their binge. Their bodies shook with pure joy as they stuffed more and more into their mouth, crumbs raining down over their colossal bellies.

Agent 1: Het Mari- I mean, Agent 2... do you think Grandpa Cuttlefish is gonna be ok with us getting all... huge?

Agent 2: Don't worry about it, Agent 1, just because we're now massive doesn't mean we can't be agents. Now come on let's get back to work... after some more cookies!