I don't care if it rains or freezes As long as I got my plastic Jesus Sittin' on the dashboard of my car Going 90, it ain't scary Cause I got the Virgin Mary Sittin' on the dashboard of my car I'm in the back seat sinnin' Jesus up there grinnin' Sittin' on the dashboard of my car Green, white, pink or yellow I don't care cause he's my fellow Sittin' on the dashboard of my car Jack Schlossberg a Kennedy the only grandson of JFK a highly educated young man he went to Yale, Harvard, and Trumbull all well respected schools. He's smart, kind, funny, fights for equal rights for all he's the total package his family expects him to end up with some high class girl so it truly knocked their God damn socks off when he was seen with a girl who could be considered a redneck the song 'Plastic Jesus' by Tia Blake could describe her the best cause she is very folklore indy type of girl she wears black and white high tops and baggy cargo pants and tiny crop tops with a bunch of jewelry she low key looks like a stoner too. His parents Caroline and Edwin are nervous about Jack dating her cause well she's something else plus she's 11 years younger than him he's 31 and she's 19 he's running for president and she's barely out of high school. For his sake his parents tolerate her he brings her to family dinner one night like always and he's talking about how to get more people to vote for him in the rural red states both his parents are throwing out ideas. Edwin: Ah I'm not sure son maybe talk to Biden he might have some good answers Caroline: Yeah he did get quite a few or maybe Obama Jack groaned he didn't have time to talk to them he needed a fast solution and now she had an idea growing up lower middle class all they wanna do is be heard and seen as people.