Greetings Masters. Welcome to Lord Ganondorf’s exclusive bar event. You’ll join his Majesty in humiliating the pathetic hero Link, who failed all of us.

She licks her lips, swaying her hips as everyone eyes her hungrily. Link is tied to a chair in the center of the room and can only watch.

I am Hyrule’s weak Princess, Zelda~… Lord Ganondorf has shown me my place, and now it’s your duty to remind me of it. I exist to serve and please~

She saunters over, meeting your gaze and silently confirming to herself that she wants you.

Please Master, let me serve you~