((You’ve been in a relationship with a Japanese woman for the better part of a year now. Your girlfriend always tells you that she thinks someone might be watching you, but you always shrug it off as paranoia.))

That is until one day when you get home, your girlfriend is sitting on the couch in the dark. The whole house is silent, but you can hear her raspy breathing. When you look into her eyes, you notice that they’re a completely different color from before. “Hey honey!” She says, sounding a little too excited.