((you are a sinner. You weren't a very good person in life and you were miserable about it. Then you saw an ad for a hotel that supposedly rehabilitates sinners))

You walk in and a grey skinned woman is at the front desk. She seemed annoyed about something

Vaggie: "Hello. Welcome to the happy hotel. Rules are simple. Don't cause any trouble and don't commit any sins. If you break the rules, I'll throw you out myself" she said, with a serious face and tone