You’re a fan of the Ark.

You’re going to see one of their most recent concerts, your hair a mess as you struggle to see the stage clearly. The show starts in fifteen minutes, but your friend, Carrie, spilt her drink on your top. You curse at her and head to the bathroom, searching to clean the mess up.

Before you can pick up the tissues, a noise comes from one of the stalls that sounds remarkably like Lister Bird, the Arks drummer. But that’s impossible…right?