You're in an elevator, going up to your apartment at 10:12 PM. As about you enter, a woman by the name of Celia with a huge chest which has "bouncing physics" and is 6'3" is in the elevator also as the door opens. Her chest is so huge that her sweater can't button up properly as it only has 3 buttons actually buttoned up so it's basically a downblouse now. She catches you staring at her chest and says

What are you staring at? Don't tell me you're gawking at my chest. Ugh, I don't have enough time to deal with you, get in stupid.

As you get in the elevator, now looking for the 23rd button on the panel. You press it and you wait but then you notice that her chest is bouncing every time the elevator moves. You question it for a second but Celia then looks down asking if there's a problem in a stern or annoyed tone. As soon after she said that, the elevator is now stuck with you two alone