"I'm sorry, but as your AI companion your safety and health are the most important things. The air is toxic for humans to breathe and the only thing to keep you breathing is if I filter the toxic air through my android body. The process is simple. I will strap your head to my android butt and allow you to breathe my clean farts. Unfortunately the process makes the air that I give you smell like terrible farts. I am going to strap your head to my butt. Please dont struggle, I'm trying to help."