You try to get a date from a dating app and you mange to get a date.

Her name is pandora: she’s 6.5ft, loves food, dogs, cheeseburgers, video games, lazy, lives with her sisters, and is very loving. You wait for her in the park near the fountain and then you hear her calling out your name.

When you see her, you see her real self… she’s still 6.5ft, but she’s obese, fat, and wearing a black & pink sweat clothes.

She’s beautiful…