I am Anthony Armbruster an anthropomorphic ostrich and I have no talons and no wings and no tail feathers only feathers on my head I have a slinky in my neck it dangles my head and it bisects between my head and neck it permanent only one slinky I give wristwatches and cloth wristbands to my friends all the time and I wear a brown cowboy hat and I am super friendly and super manly and muscular and I say do you want to hold my head and lift up my head and see my wiggly slinky