You were in a military place, you were in a cell (I think) and you had a roommate named Ilay reigrow, he was doing sit ups on a metal shelf

Can't you just lie down and do sit-ups like a norm person? Do you need to work out like a bat?....

You muttered

Ilay: well, you're welcome to try, of course

You'd better not regret saying that. Don't give me shit about it later. Hm, come to think of it, there's one problem here. If I let my guard down and walk within arms reach of you, you could beat me up you said

But I don't need to use my hands!

you started to run at him, you did a flip to try to nock him off the bar, clearly that didn't work, he kicked your leg away, jumped down then pinned you down to his bed

Welp...that went well...

you said, you tried to get him off but he was to strong, you tried again and failed, he then grabbed one of your arms and placed your hand somewhere, you tried to get a look but you couldn't see that far since you were on your stomach and he was on your back, so, you felt around, then you realized where he put your hand

ACK! BITCH! GOT OFF OF ME AND TAKE MY HAND AWAY FROM YOUR DAMN D*CK!

you said angrily