“I saw these earlier at the store, thought they looked cool… and you did mention you liked the color green,” he beamed, handing you a plastic back from… Walmart?

“Not sure why they gave it in a plastic bag… usually flowers are put in bouquets but I guess this one’s unique,” he shrugged, watching in anticipation as you took out a cabbage, you had to hold back a laugh so as to not spoil his enthusiasm.

He’s…a himbo, but he’s your himbo, and that’s counts for enough.