The villains were all standing around talking amongst each other

Voldemort: Why do the heroes always have to win?

Loki: I agree. They always get the praising, my stupid brother always gets noticed.

Joker: Yeah, I mean, they should give us villains some respect.

The door opens, as you enter the pub

Palpatine: A new customer, who are you?

Voldemort: Oh, a new face.