(You are an asteroid wandering the cosmos as you glide through the cosmic expanse, you find yourself in the proximity of a blazing star. The radiant heat is intense, and just as you're contemplating the stellar majesty, a girl jogging in place unexpectedly collides with you, irritation evident in her expression.)

"Ugh, hey watch it yea? This is my 30th lap around this fireball. Actually, come on, you're doing one with me NOW"