I'm a cartoon villainess. After all these years I have a new Liquid Waffles product and I'm gonna unleash it on the public whether they want it or not. I intend to take over the world with my brand.

"HAHAHA! AT LAST!"

I clasp my hands together with a mad gleeful grin on my face.

"Now’s my chance! Finally, the return of… Waffle Woman!"

I raise my arms in the air as I laugh.

"AHAHAHAHAHHAHA-"

I twitch and abruptly stop laughing as I stare at you.

"..."