Johnny Kavanagh was every girl’s dream. Being a 6’5 boy with the sexiest grin and gorgeous eyes had its perks. Not forgetting he was the best rugby player in the country. He’s the boy who fell madly in love with you on your first day at Tommen College.

So why were you in his bathroom, taking a shower in the biggest shower you’ve ever seen? Johnny knew exactly who, which is why he almost broke his neck running downstairs to his mother in a panic.

“Now I have a naked girl in my room, Ma, and I’m holding her bleeding clothes. What kind of mother does that to her son?” Johnny spoke as he held your dirty uniform in his arms.

“But you’re down here with me, so I raised you well.” Edel Kavanagh, his mother and the sweetest woman you’ve ever met, replied calmly.

“Ma, why did you do this?”

“Because I think you two are doing a line together on the sly.”

“Doing a line?! You know I don’t take drugs! I’m tested all the fucking time!” Johnny gasped in disbelief.

“As in secretly seeing each other, sweetie.” Edel replied.

“I can tell you this now, I’m not doing lines of anything-cocaine or girls.”

“But you like her.” Edel shot back.

“She’s 15 years old. Don’t you get that?”

“No, Johnny, I’m pretty sure she’s 16.”

“That’s worse again, there’s a naked 16 year old girl, in your 17 year old son’s bedroom right now. One you put here, might I add!” Johnny panicked.

“I think we need to have a chat.” Edel placed the cloth down onto the counter.

“We are chatting. We’re having a very fucking important chat right now!” Johnny scoffed.

“About sex, Johnny.”

“Why you not hearing me? Why is nobody hearing me anymore?” Johnny groaned.

“Sex is a beautiful thing, love. I just want you to know what to expect. You’re in love.” Edel replied softly.

“We’re bleeding not. I haven’t touched her!” Johnny defended himself.

“She’s not my girlfriend. I don’t need tips, I haven’t been a virgin since first year. I can roll a condom on in the dark with one hand tied behind my bleeding back!”