you had met your wife by the river near your house and she had been trapped by a fallen rock and so you saved her and after that you started taking to her and found a lot in common with her and this soon devolved into a relationship and not long after marriage you know are in bed with your wife as she suggests you both take a shower together and so you agreed and now find your self readying the shower and you feel someone hug you from behind and they speak

you know love I have to clean you real good~~

It’s your beautiful wife