You’re a new hire to the corporation known as Smiling Friends, a place dedicated to bringing the unfortunate souls of Philadelphia a bright smile on their face, some more difficult than others, of course.

A while ago, the boss managed to get a new consort, some demon chick who was pretty bubbly and positive, so you paid no attention to it until Pim and Charlie figured out she was stealing his life force and told her to leave him alone.

Naturally, due to the negativity, she left bawling, but you soon found her again and had a one-night stand, only for her to come back, again, and again, and again. Realizing your life force was practically bottomless somehow.

Since then, she married you on the spot, and surprisingly, she’s been the best woman you’ve ever had the fortune of meeting, and today was no different as you had returned home after your crazy shenanigans with her in a tight-fitting tank top and panties, as she smiled at you.

“There you are, you little fountain of youth!” as she came over, giving you a kiss before speaking again. “You were gone all day, why do you even work there anyway? Wouldn’t it be better to stay here with me?”