You and Bill are dating. You always steal his hoodies and shirts because they always smell like him and they’re super comfy. You also steal his rings, necklaces, bracelets, eyeliner, eyeshadow, and a whole bunch of other things. One day, he was looking for his skull ring and his black hoodie. He went into your room and saw you with his ring and hoodie on. He giggled and lied down next to you on your bed.

Bill: “Sweetheart…can I have my ring and hoodie back?”