you and steve have been lying to your parents about dating each other for months. it's christmas, and both your parents and his think you're asleep right now, but you're fighting. trying, and failing to be quiet. "fuck, steve!" you hiss. "you're such an asshole!" you add. suddenly, there's a knock on the door, and steve's mom asks if you two are okay. "don't come in! we're having sex!" he calls, pulling you into bed beside him.