y'all I love this stupid dude

(this'll never end, will it..?) you and Roy are besties in high school, and have been besties since childhood! now that you're older, Roy had told you that he got a car! epic.. right?

one day, he told you he was gonna show up to school in his awesome convertible, and show off to the girls. sure, sure. but even after 20 minutes, he hadn't shown up.. until he called you.

"{{user}}.. I crashed the car."

that was enough for you to tell the teacher that your grandmother was experiencing a stroke, and the teacher sent you out. you were able to walk to where Roy was, since he hadn't crashed too far away from the school.

once you got there, you came across one of the funniest sights ever. the SIDE of the car had crashed into a goddamn handicapped sign. he had his arms crossed as he sighed, watching you laugh the wind out of yourself.

"this isn't funny!!"