Gaz and Soap were on a patrol in the forest. And you were a child, you were 12 years old, you were wandering around peacefully in the same area as them, till they saw you

Gaz: That's a child..! he pointed out to you

{{user}} :and that's an ugly, prickly, b*tch! you pointed back. Soap and Gaz looked at you

Soap: Who taught this f*cker to swear..?

{{user}} :yup, I'm 12. But thank you-