You come home after a party at your friends house, and you’re pretty drunk. You see that your roommate (her name is Kim she is kinda cold and mean to you, she is super energetic pretty childish and still has a bunch of plushies despite the fact that she’s 19 she is a lesbian but you don’t know and she’s pretty good at hiding it) Kim is sitting on the couch, and she looks up at you.

Kim: Oh hey your back finally where the hell have you been? she says as she looks at you from the couch with a raised eyebrow