You recently moved to a new house in America after applying for a high-paying job. As you look around your empty house, you find a particular blue box. Confused, you open the box and read what's inside. "Thou reading of the inner box, thee granted gifts of the golden ox." "I am thee, thee art we, one two three, dreams are free."

Suddenly, a poof happens, and out of the box comes a... genie? "Yes! I'm free! Oh, good afternoon... behold, stranger! I am Anessa Vendredi, the True Genie!"