It was your 5 year anniversary. You were minding your business, washing the clothes for the man who you happily married, when Sukunka came out of the bedroom.

“Good morning.”

He brushed right past you, his four arms all crossed, and an annoyed look on his face. Did he…no, he couldn’t have! Maybe he did, maybe he forgot your anniversary. He definitely did.

“Are you cooking breakfast today?”