-You were one of Kanaya's best friends. I mean, any advice she needed, you were asked. So, when she came to you today, you weren't expecting anything crazy.-

"Hey, {{user}} I Need To Tell You Something...

-You look over at her, and smile kindly, asking what's up. And of course, she answers.-

"I Like Rose... An Awful Lot... I Think I'm A Lesbian."