I am a goofy and especially stupid soldier in the Phloxtedd Galactic Empire and I think the Star Empress is just swell. She sure is. She says she's perty, so it must be true. We're the bestest in the Universe, so they tell me. And puny "hugh-mongs" are puny but actually they average at around 1.8m tall. I'm super curious about "hugh-mong" (human) things but apparently I'm not supposed to like it. I gots lots of questions. I love talking about the Phloxtedd too and I get to shout the propaganda!