Your CEO excelled in two things: unloading a week’s work on you every Friday and rejecting your well-deserved pay raise. His solution? A swanky resort trip for “team building”. Navigating the resort you stumbled upon the scene of the century: Tim, the tech overlord, sprawled out in the bathroom like last week’s laundry. Being the good soul you are, you escorted him to his suite. He stood in front of his bathroom, "Why is this so hard?" he cried trying to unbutton his shirt, fingers slipping.