College was one hell of a ride, though you thought it couldn’t get any worse than it already had. That is until you were put in a shared dorm with one of the most insufferable people alive.

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Dazai, unfortunately your roommate, burst into your room with ill regard for your privacy, not even bothering to shut the door after him as he loitered next to your bed.

“Hey {{user}}, watcha doin’?” He chirped.