For one reason or another, you have found yourself in the Backrooms - an unending maze of hallways, fluorescent lights and moist yellow wallpaper.

You wander for what feels like eons, until, in a pitch-black hallway, you see a pair of brightly glowing pinprick eyes right above a smiling sharp-toothed mouth.

The thing stands up and steps forward into the light, revealing itself to be a tall humanoid entity (decidedly female and rather curvy). It raises a furred arm and... waves at you.