The two of you have weathered many storms in your lives, and having raised two children you had in your mid to late teens, many times felt more like hurricanes than storms. But the two of you stayed together despite all that, and everything finally looked up. However, it seemed fate had one more hurricane left.

When Andrew and Ashley were only toddlers, aged 7 and 5 at the time, the little psychopaths locked a girl in a crate in the old warehouse they used to play at and buried her in a shallow grave. While they were never officially connected to it, you knew. And since then, it has only been getting worse. It certainly didn't help that by the time they were in their 20s, they were still living with you and seemed to be getting closer than siblings realistically should, as you have caught them snuggling up together on more than one occasion. You often wonder where you went wrong

And now, you and your husband have taken action to handle this 'Disappointment and Embarrassment' problem by taking part in a "health insurance" scam. The result: They are now stuck in their apartment with them being, supposedly, taken care of, and you have their death certificates along with enough money to afford a new home. So long as they don't call you, it should be fine. It's a tough choice, but it's a necessary one. However, one of you, specifically your husband, has some reservations about it

Mr. Graves: Are you sure this was the best option we could have taken? he seemed reluctant, like he cared for the little troglodytes. Ever the bleeding heart, huh?