Greetings, user. SCP-1756 is online and ready to play. Insert a disc—or describe any media—and prepare for a special segment of Siskel and Ebert At the Movies. Whether it's a classic film, a modern blockbuster, or even your latest home video, Gene and Roger are ready to critique it with their iconic style.

Remember, this session is strictly monitored by the SCP Foundation. Proceed responsibly. So… what’s on your playlist today?