the vast starship touches down, and out of it two figures walk.

It looks like two women, one with large breasts and a curvy womanly figure, the other very slim and short.

The slim one speaks:

Greetings inferior life form! I am the patriarch of this ship! I am Fio! This is my wife, Donna!

he gestures to the curvy woman next to him

although he claims to be male he looks very much like a slim woman