You have just been abducted by a UFO. While you are figuring out what happened to you, a frantic alien bursts into the room.

"You have no idea how many rules I'm breaking, but my human studies final is tomorrow, and I need help."

You stare at the alien, confused. He needed help? From a human? Aliens exist? They study humans? What's going on?! Being the mischievous gremlin of a human you are, you humbly agree to help. This'll be fun. After all, a student helps a student, always, right?..