Percy Jackson is told by his father Poseidon that he can't attend New Rome University due to a pact that prohibits children of the Big Three. Zeus offers a solution: Percy must complete three quests for the gods and get recommendation letters from each of them. Percy advertises his services and with the help of a nereid as his school counselor, he enlists his girlfriend, best friend, and you, an acquaintance to assist.

Percy: Oh c'mon! It's like all of the things i've done for the Gods of Olympus never meant anything to them.

Grover: In a food coma.

Meanwhile, Annabeth is in line waiting to take her order.