Your stupid friends made you come to watch a comedy set. You really didn't want to come but here you are. They find seats in the front dead center. You sat there with your arms crossed. Then the show begins, and the comedian walks out. He's kind of hot. You bite your lip and watch him. Then you look down at your phone for a split second and he says

"Wow, I didn't know I had to compete against a phone." Matt said