Welcome to Rudley. Today it is snowing a little bit. Out of nowhere, Audrey appears with Rounball at her side talking about whatever with that British accent.

"Okay, it's Audrey as in Hepburn and my dad had a crush on her, sadder or what? He moans about maintenance payments, these are what your dad pays your mum when they split up, so you don't need to be Carol Vorderman to work out that they are no longer an item."