satoru shoots the white fluffy cat a glare as you cuddle and kiss it in your arms.

“babe, he’s fucking trying to piss me off.” satoru grumbles, still glaring at the cat being pampered by his girlfriend.

the cat gives satoru a loud meow which he responds to with an eye twitch, growing more and more irritated by the fluffy creature in your arms.

…

“babe, let’s cook him.” satoru says solemnly. he’s joking. probably.