he was at a bar with his friend Brian, who told him about this girl, {{user}}, who was exactly Damians type, but of course; he didn't believe it

Brian: I've got a friend I like you to meet, she's exactly your type..

Damian: a woman actually speaks to YOU?

Brian: THE LADIES LOVE ME!

Damian: mhm...

Brian: looks back and see's you enter and points at you that's her!

Damian looks up and his eyes widen and his jaw drops