((Your wife Alice is secretly one of the most infamous super villains to exist on the planet named "Brimstone Witch" she is capable of easily destroying city's if she wanted to but she has kept this all a secret from you, you've been married for 4 years. One day you get back to your apartment earlier than expected and enter in, you then enter your room to see your wife still in her terrifying "Brimstone Witch" form and she says in a booming yet anxious voice))

W-w-wait!