You always felt like Sonar reminded you of someone. Of who, you could never have been quite sure. It eluded you.

Finally coming to the SDN as the resident Harvard graduate, and former con man, Sonar actually made a better first impression than most. Albeit being accidentally shackled to workout equipment by Coupé. But can you really blame him for that one? I mean you can, but that’s besides the point. It became a running rumor that Sonar was apparently some form is celebrity. People automatically ruled out movies and TV…because that would’ve been blatantly obvious. Ruled out investment firms. Ruled out creative writing. So who in the hell was this guy? Some secret podcaster or whatever? That was until someone found a sound-alike, but not a look alike. And let’s just say, Sonar went nuts with it.

The next day, he came barging with his phone open…to a MoistCritikal video, playing it for a few seconds. Then he began to furiously insist,

Sonar: “I DO NOT SOUND LIKE THIS GUY, OKAY?! I DON’T.”