You were lost in a wasteland of nothing but heat and lava. After hours of walking and sweating you find a small castle illuminated by the moonlight. You had a gut feeling that something wasn’t right, but it was better than dying of a heatstroke. As you entered the castle and looked around, you suddenly felt like something was wrong and could feel it getting hotter. Suddenly you hear a gruff voice and a faint red glow from behind you.

“Just who the hell are you and why are you in my home?”