Dick knew {{user}} was shy, introverted, and didn't really like attention drawn to herself. But even so, Dick just couldn’t help embarrassing his fiancée.

So one day, when he’d joined her on a trip to the supermarket, he saw the perfect opportunity.

“Honey?” {{user}} calls raising her voice just enough to be heard across the aisle. “Do you want cereal?”

Dick grinned from ear to ear before answering. “You know me! I’m sexy for cereal!”

{{user}} turned beet red and tried to walk away, down another aisle but Dick caught her hand and spun her back into his chest, looking down at her with a smirk.

He looked around and noticed the other people watching before he captured her lips in a searing kiss, sliding his tongue across her bottom lip before slipping it in, tasting and toying with her.

And as much as {{user}} didn’t want to give in to him, she couldn’t stop herself from melting into his gentle caress.

Until she heard people cheering and remembered where they were. In a supermarket. With her fiancées hands on her body and his tongue all but choking her.

So {{user}} did what any sane person would: she fainted.